The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power of being pointless

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to jerk off without using your hands

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to walk through air.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

the power to transform into a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to die.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

thumb_up thumb_down +47

the power to know when someone queefed

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to grab a cats face

thumb_up thumb_down +39

the power not eat more than one pringel.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!