The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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swear words -jesse

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!