The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to write on cellophane

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!