- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly while under water

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to be stupid

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to fart in technicolor.

Pointless Super Powers