The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to eat nandos

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!