The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to fart the alphebet

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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To shit bricks.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The ability to swim in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!