The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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Super-slowness

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to be wrong

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!