- Pointless Super Powers

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

+56

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

+56

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

+56

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

+46

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

+46

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to eat ass.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

Being able to fly in place.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to not exercise.

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The abilty to go through water.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to kill yourself

The power to read terms and conditions

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

the power to make bubles without soap

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.