The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!