The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to fall up.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!