to poop a penny every year

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to mind reeds

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to like any show

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to write a country song

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to read captchas

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!