Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!