The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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To be able to summon old people

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power drown in water

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!