The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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to die when you are happy

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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Aweonao

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!