The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to uncontrally boop

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to die early.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!