The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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to make asians smart

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to speak only one language

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!