The power to not care.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to die.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to spell words wrong

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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to do nothing

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!