Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to be wrong

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!