the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

having the same super powers as batman!

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

being black

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!