The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to ignore useful information

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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cry acid tears

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!