The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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See through invisible people

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!