- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to control mealworms

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

Pointless Super Powers