- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The ability to turn into an embryo

the power to talk backwards

The power to make yourself deaf.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

the power to eat bread

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

Pointless Super Powers