- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to not get shit dick

The power of self mind control

the power to fart your way to the moon

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

the power to like charlie

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to have a atomic fart

The ability to turn wine into water...

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

Pointless Super Powers