- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to only be able to eat poop

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to control mealworms

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to open doors that are already open

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

Pointless Super Powers