the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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To be able to summon old people

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the ability to look into your brain

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!