The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to be fireproof under water

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to like any show

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!