The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to grow fingernails.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to see through air

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power of women's rights.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!