The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!