The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to live.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to like any show

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!