- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

to randomly self destruct at any time

32% Levitation.

The power to die

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

Pointless Super Powers