The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!