- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power of bad luck

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

Delayed Reaction Man

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

having the same super powers as batman!

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to have a power

The ability to not have a super power.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

i love to make shit brix

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

the power to complete math exercises

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

the power to make food shrimp.

Pointless Super Powers