The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power of learning

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to die at will

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to plank

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to display emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!