- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to have diarrhea at any time

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to see through windows

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to not have a brain!

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

Pointless Super Powers