the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power of being negative all the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!