The power to not care.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!