The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power drown in water

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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To shit bricks.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to die early.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to become a llama.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!