- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

Being able to fly in place.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to understand irony.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to like any show

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

Pointless Super Powers