- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to not exercise.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

Pointless Super Powers