- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

to make your bowel work backwards

done something sexual with some type of food?

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

lol

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to like any show

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to lick your balls.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to walk through air.

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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Pointless Super Powers