levi Hahne is gay

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to not do it.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!