The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to be dead

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability to not talk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!