The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to bread toast!

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power of learning

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to talk backwards

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!