The power to know where the beef is

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to like any show

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!