- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to die using only your mind.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power to smell farts from miles away

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to eat your own face.

The ability to make water luke warm.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

the power tho vomit your poop.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

the ability to invent cheese and toast

Pointless Super Powers