The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to not be color blind.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to ejaculate

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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Acid tears.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!