The ability to not be Batman

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to live.

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the power to see the present

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the power to write comic books

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!