The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to have hindsight.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the powre to spel

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!