The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to be a gamer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!