The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power of being yourself

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to poop standing up

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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Third armpit.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to jerk off

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!