Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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to be shitty

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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the powre to spel

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to become yourself

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!