the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to die early.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to eat soap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!