The power to find pokemon attractive

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!