The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!