the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!