the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!